Asian

After 20 minutes at a Chinese-speaking household where no one spoke any useful English – and presumably there was a lot of gesticulating accompanied by slow and loud English – a frustrated paramedic was overheard saying, “I don’t know what I’m supposed to do here; I don’t speak Asian!”

Random old posts:

• Men will hump anything
• Peeing is an emergency
• Can’t swing a dead cat…
• Car seats for druggies
• The rocket scientist and the paramedic intern