As witnessed at a group home for teenage girls with behavioral issues after a fight:
Officer: You understand that you two need to stay away from each other, right?
Girl: Well, she’s planning to run away tonight anyway.
Officer: Whatever. The two of you are not to come into contact with each other. If we come back tonight, someone is going to jail.
Girl: OK. I won’t see her anyway. I mean, her bags are already out the window.