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Monthly Archives: July 2006
The One Ring of Power
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Loading ...Auto vs. pedestrian. The patient is on the ground, and he’s legitimately injured, so he’s about to get all his clothes cut off. He tries to stop us for a second. “Uh, can I do something first?” “Yes?” “I have … Continue reading
My bed is ready
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A man in his 90s has a syncopal episode. In other words, he faints. He is conscious now and does not want to go to the hospital. He’s very sure about this. He says the last time he fainted he … Continue reading
Don’t piss off the dog
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...We’re at a psych call. Before we arrived, the officers had to taser this extremely combative crazy dude because he reached for an officer’s gun and they put him in the “wrap” – a very extensive restraint system. The whole … Continue reading
When you gotta go, you gotta go
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...We pick up this well-dressed young man at the train station. The police called because he, well, had an episode on the train. No facilities onboard. “I’ve had diarrhea for the last couple of days. I just had to go.” … Continue reading
Already packed
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...As witnessed at a group home for teenage girls with behavioral issues after a fight: Officer: You understand that you two need to stay away from each other, right? Girl: Well, she’s planning to run away tonight anyway. Officer: Whatever. … Continue reading
