Monthly Archives: August 2006

Transport one, get one free

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Code 3 for the fall. Yet another cell phone warrior has called for the drunk regular sitting on the sidewalk. God damn people can’t seem to mind their own business. Only this time, the regular’s brother shows up and wants … Continue reading

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Boob

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“Ma’am, I’m going to have to do a 12-lead on you, and I’m going to be moving your breast around, OK?” This woman in her 80s agrees, “Sure, it’s not like it does anything for me anymore.” EWWWWWW!!! Random old … Continue reading

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Food trouble

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We need something to munch on, so we order some deep fried wontons from the Chinese restaurant that we frequent. Now, wontons are basically a kind of dumpling, with filling made of meat or veggies or both. So, by extension, … Continue reading

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Even dogs know planes are crowded

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There was a woman who inconvenienced about 200 people on a trans-Atlantic flight, some fighter pilots, and a whole lot of emergency crews because she had a panic attack because she was claustrophobic. People are such assholes. Federal criminal charges! … Continue reading

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Duress

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Crash involving a police car responding to a chase and a civilian vehicle not involved in the chase. Pretty significant one too. Officers pulled the civilian from his car before it caught fire after crashing into a concrete building, and … Continue reading

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