Monthly Archives: September 2006

Shoot yourself in the foot

Posted on September 18, 2006 by medic
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Code 3 for the shooting. A 16-year-old boy has 3 gunshot wounds in his right foot. He’s very vague with the details as the police officers try to develop some information on the suspect. Anyway, he is stripped of his … Continue reading →

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I was in a bar

Posted on September 11, 2006 by medic
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Cop: What are the terms of your probation? Patient: Not to drink or go in a bar. Cop: And anywhere near a bar. Where were you when this happened? Patient: In a bar. Cop: How many drinks did you have? … Continue reading →

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Get dressed

Posted on September 10, 2006 by medic
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One of the first things the ED likes to do when it receives a reasonably legitimate patient is to strip all the clothes off and put the patient in a hospital gown. Families for some reason have a really hard … Continue reading →

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