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Monthly Archives: November 2006
Why insurance is expensive
Code 3 for the vehicle accident. Two cars at an intersection in a decent area. Three white people are dying to tell us about witnessing this accident, except the police hasn’t arrived yet and none of us really care. “Should … Continue reading →
911 is free at payphones
Code 2 for foot pain. Homeless man at the payphone. His ankle hurts. Says he stepped off the curb and twisted his ankle. He says his hand hurts too, because he punched a wall. Not sure if these two events … Continue reading →
Choke
Code 2 for psychiatric problems. The officers have a subject cuffed in their car. This guy, 6′ 7″, calls because he’s out of his medications, and wants to go to the county psychiatric facility. Many people call because they’re out … Continue reading →
Welcome to Shangri-La
A woman calls for an abscess from skin-popping. We bring her to the county hospital as she wishes. Somehow they don’t throw her out into the waiting room as they usually do for someone so deserving and actually give her … Continue reading →
Battery-operated (update)
Apparently the gentleman with the triple-A battery jammed up his penis visited another hospital, a public hospital. This time he stayed for the surgery to remove the battery. As for how far up his penis the battery was, well, apparently … Continue reading →
