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Monthly Archives: March 2008
Peeing is an emergency
Code 2 for the person who can’t stop urinating. At 4am, of course. Besides, if you can’t stop peeing, why would you want to be on a gurney where you certainly can’t pee anywhere but on yourself? Can’t wait to … Continue reading →
Dumb and dumber
Code 3 for the human bites. PD on scene. PD walks up to the rig. “Hey guys, I’m sorry. I told him to just wash it off with soap and water but he insisted that I call you guys. His … Continue reading →
Another cut finger
Code 3 for an amputated finger. We arrive at a pizza place, and there a few guys surrounding one guy with a big towel wrapped around his hand. They even have his arm elevated, and the guy freaking out. “What’s … Continue reading →
