Code 3 for an amputated finger.
We arrive at a pizza place, and there a few guys surrounding one guy with a big towel wrapped around his hand. They even have his arm elevated, and the guy freaking out.
“He has a paper cut on his finger.”
Great. I don’t want to call anyone a liar, but someone mentioned an amputation. We unwrap the towel. We’re confused.
“Err… I don’t even see blood. There’s a paper cut all right… Who the hell called 911 for this?”