Another cut finger

Code 3 for an amputated finger.

We arrive at a pizza place, and there a few guys surrounding one guy with a big towel wrapped around his hand. They even have his arm elevated, and the guy freaking out.

“What’s wrong?”

“He has a paper cut on his finger.”

Great. I don’t want to call anyone a liar, but someone mentioned an amputation. We unwrap the towel. We’re confused.



“Err… I don’t even see blood. There’s a paper cut all right… Who the hell called 911 for this?”

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