I think I’ll pass

Code 3 for the fall. At the trailer park.

A fat woman in her late 60s is sitting on the ground at the bottom of the entrance to her trailer. Naked from the waist down, with a blanket draped over her. She is drunk off her ass. Her male “friend” is also pretty drunk, but he appears to be still able to stand. Barely.

“I think she fell. I found her sitting here.”

“Did you fall, ma’am?”

“No. Wanna go to bed with me?”

Gross. I offer her my driver.

“No, but I think Joe here wants to.”

“Yeah, that’ll make my wife jealous.”

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