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Attractive people weighing less than 120lbs never call us.
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I would disagree.
They just don’t call us for themselves.
It also goes that when you hear about an attractive patient, you were never there. It’s always “well I heard that crew X had an attractive patient on a call the other day”. When you delve deeper, crew X tells you it was actually crew Y…I think these are just stories we tell each other to feel better about using our elbows for scaffolding to place precordial leads day in and day out.
Hey, if they’re attractive, under 120 lbs, you know we’re going to come up with an excuse to cut their clothes off ! That’s why they never call !
Man, y’all are workin’ in the wrong district!
Rich, young and beautiful is my bread and butter! Hence what attracts all the chronically ill homeless.