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Monthly Archives: July 2010
Just another day
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Loading ...Once in a while, a shift sucks more than usual. And this is coming from someone who likes the work. I’m totally used to running stupid calls, and as long as patients are reasonably nice, I’m happy to oblige. I … Continue reading
Cut finger, one more time
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Code 3 for bleeding. It’s midnight. It gets reduced to code 2 as it comes back as a cut finger. The guy’s walking toward us holding his finger and a towel, followed by a woman who’s probably his wife. “Sir, … Continue reading
EMS truism #2
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...It’s always on the top floor, with no working elevator. Random old posts: Nil bill Dear new people/probies Stereotypes come from somewhere Tough criminals Cars are for transporting, no?
Bus
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Code 3 for someone who fell out of his wheelchair. At Walgreens. And, of course, at 3am. The guy’s sitting on the ground next to his wheelchair. “What’s your name?” “Spider.” “Spider?” “Spider.” “Alright, what happened, Spider?” “I want go … Continue reading
EMS truism #1
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Attractive people weighing less than 120lbs never call us. Random old posts: We’re right here if you want to complain What is right? CDC and ACEP say only 8% of ED patients are “non-urgent” Child endangerment Duh
