Code 3 for the fall. At a university residence hall.
A drunk college student fell from the top bunk of his bunk bed, cracking his scalp wide open.
I look up, and there’s a whiteboard on a wall above a desk. On it, someone wrote, “Vagina conquistador.”
“Who is the ‘vagina conquistador’?”
“He is,” his roommate said, pointing to the patient.
“Is that like ‘pussy slayer’ in Spanish? Well, not tonight, he’s not.”