Code 2 for abdominal pain. It’s 3am.
A 25-year-old female in mild distress tells us she’s got ulcerative colitis. For the past 3 weeks. Her 2 friends are semi-concerned, but no one can say why it’s suddenly a 911 call at this hour.
No one can say why no one is using any of the 4 late-model cars out front either.