Things we don’t want to say #4

“Do NOT pee in the ambulance!”

Or, rather, the working version of that:

“Hey, you fucking asshole, you will hold it until we get to the hospital! Now put it back in your pants!”

3 thoughts on “Things we don’t want to say #4”

  1. I think the exchange I was involved in went something like this-

    Me- “Put that back in your pants or I’ll show you something you have never seen before!”

    Him- “What?”

    Me- (holding a pair of trauma shears) “The other end of it.”

    He put it back.

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