It’s quite simple

If you don’t want to pay for the ambulance, especially when we’re here for a stupid-ass panic attack, there’s a very, very simple solution – DON’T CALL US.


Now either stop your drama or get on the fucking gurney. It’s 3am and I want to go back to bed.

2 thoughts on “It’s quite simple”

  1. Drama can make a sane person want to say and do insane things to the dramatist. May you get a decent night’s sleep soonest.

  2. Wow. Sounds strangely familiar. 0400 for a 13 yof having an anxiety attack after drinking red bull. Found supine in bed breathing about 50/min, grabbing her chest saying it hurts. History of anxiety.

    My only question to mom: WHY is she drinking an energy drink at 4a? She should be SLEEPING.

    Then Fire, these guys just don’t hold back and I love them (!), “you’re holding your breath on purpose and you WILL pass out. Stop the drama, you’re not 2 years old. If you don’t, you’ll get large needles in both arms, and a variety of sized tubes shoved into every hole in your body.” …. Breath-holding stopped, rate returned to a normal range, eyes opened, and she was calm.

    Mom signed the refusal.

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