Code 3 for a male subject bleeding.
Several young men and women in their 20s, à la Friends, are outside a small apartment building.
“The police officers are upstairs.”
Two officers are with a subject, also fairly young-looking, prone in the bed.
“Hey guys, this guy is wasted, somehow got into this girl’s apartment, and puked and pissed all over her bed.”
“Does she want us to burn her bed for her?”