Hey dude at this overdose call,
Your girlfriend is a crazy bitch. She took a bunch of pills and alcohol after arguing with you. She lies about it and about why she took them but too bad we’re not exactly stupid. She calls us a bunch of assholes. She calls you an douchebag for calling 911 out of concern. She even spills the beans eventually and admits that she’s been to the psych facility a bunch of times for the same thing.
You don’t look like a troll. You’re young. You can do better. There are a lot of single women out there who are productive members of society looking for someone as patient as you are. They will appreciate you.