Loveline

Hey dude at this overdose call,

Your girlfriend is a crazy bitch. She took a bunch of pills and alcohol after arguing with you. She lies about it and about why she took them but too bad we’re not exactly stupid. She calls us a bunch of assholes. She calls you an douchebag for calling 911 out of concern. She even spills the beans eventually and admits that she’s been to the psych facility a bunch of times for the same thing.

You don’t look like a troll. You’re young. You can do better. There are a lot of single women out there who are productive members of society looking for someone as patient as you are. They will appreciate you.

Medic

One thought on “Loveline”

  1. Damn shame when the nice guys get taken by the creepy girls. I hate drama queens and this babe sounds like she’s up there with the best of them.

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