We have the same hobbies

Code 3 for man down.

Homeless goofball. Nice guy. (Isn’t that all that matters?) Sat down because his foot has been hurting. For years.

“What medicals problems do you have?”

“Excessive ejaculation. Masturbation.”

“Nothing wrong with that, dude. I’m single too.”

“I’ve never had sex though.”

“I’m not sure I see why, stud like you…”

“I just wanna go to the shelter.”

“Alright, man. Let’s help you up to your feet.”

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