Workplace violence

As we’re hosing down the inside of the ambulance after yet another drunk asshole who whipped his wee-wee out and peed all over the bench, the gurney, himself and the floor, is it acceptable to stomp on it?

Thank goodness it was only the side of the bench, and not on the bench, where the pee would have dripped into the compartment under and behind the bench, where there are all kinds of supplies and equipment.

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  1. I don’t think I would have been so nice. There would have been one warning to put it away before it got hurt. Then I would have grabbed a tourniquet and threatened to start an IV.

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