Hurry up! It’s an emergency!

On the scene of countless so-called “medical emergencies” (uh huh…) across the world…

“Can I call my husband before we leave?”

“OK. Make it quick.”

Twenty-one seconds later…

“Alright, hang up, let’s go. You called 911 because you say you have an emergency… let’s hang up and go to the ambulance so we can drive you to the emergency room…”

2 thoughts on “Hurry up! It’s an emergency!”

  1. Yep, been there, had that one. It’s right up there alongside “Can I have a smoke before we go?” and “But I just made coffee. Can I not drink it before we leave?”

    *sigh*

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