Jacked up

“I don’t feel good.”

“Well, yeah, that’s pulsing ventricular tachycardia. I’d be surprised if you did.”

“My heart is racing.”

“What were you doing when it started?”

“I was masturbating. I’m battling cancer and it keeps my energy up.”

“Really? Good for you. It makes me tired.”

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