A co-worker is on the phone with his young daughter; I think she’s 8.
“How is your day, Daddy?”
“Same routine. Just shooed some sleeping homeless guy off someone’s porch.”
“Isn’t that a police matter?”*
“Why, yes it is. Yes, it is.”
Attention EMS management/administrations/jurisdictions/whatever: An 8-year-old apparently understands EMS and probably can do your jobs better than you right now.
Wait ’til she hears about how you’ve fucked priority dispatch up** and how we use lights and sirens for no good reason.