After a long, drawn-out stand-by for the police while they – and more importantly, the police dog – searched for 2 teenage armed robbery suspects, we and the officer who escorted us to the ED trade thanks.
“Be safe. One bad guy at a time.”
“HEY! Whatchoo mean bad guy? You don’t know nuthin’ about me! I ain’t no bad guy!”
“So robbing people with a gun makes you a good guy?”
By the way, it was so satisfying to see the dog chew this dumbshit kid up, who was reduced to nothing but torn clothes and a blubbering little bitch. Even better, as he was led past the K-9 unit, limping, the dog went absolutely apeshit, and the kid jumped.