Code 3 for unconscious.
As soon as we get in the rig, a message flashes across the screen.
“Unknown-age male, in and out of consciousness.”
I don’t have any rigorous statistics to back this up, but the phrase “in and out of consciousness” is an excellent predictor of bullshit.
Anyway, a few more seconds go by, and we’re out the door. Another update pops up.
“RP says she cannot wait and is self-transporting the pt. Requesting you cancel.”
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
Must have been a really big emergency.