Cannot wait

Code 3 for unconscious.

As soon as we get in the rig, a message flashes across the screen.

“Unknown-age male, in and out of consciousness.”

I don’t have any rigorous statistics to back this up, but the phrase “in and out of consciousness” is an excellent predictor of bullshit.

Anyway, a few more seconds go by, and we’re out the door. Another update pops up.

“RP says she cannot wait and is self-transporting the pt. Requesting you cancel.”

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

Must have been a really big emergency.

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