“I’m just an ambulance driver.”
I say this all the time, half-seriously, usually to deflect such silly questions from the ED staff about patients and their moronic tendencies as why they called 911 for their lame complaints or why I brought them to their hospitals (as opposed to Red Lobster, I guess) for said lame complaints.
“They tell us what hospital, we drive them. It’s like a taxi.”
But we do not like it when anyone calls us ambulance drivers.