Department of Medical Sanitation (DMS)

We bring yet another crazy transient drug-using hooker to the ED.

“Why did you guys bring her here?”

“‘Cause the cops called us and she wanted to come here.”

“Why?”

“Keeping the streets clean. C’mon, you’ve worked here long enough to know that the cops always call us for this stuff. We drive the garbage trucks, and we dump them on you. Actually, come to think of it, you guys are more like the recycling center than the dump…”

“Uh… what are we going to do with her?”

“Just throw her out in the lobby. If you’re lucky, she’ll probably leave in an hour, and she won’t be your problem anymore.”

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