A very, very overweight woman, having just gotten off the train, is at the top of the stairs on the elevated platform.
“There’s no escalator?”
A passer-by points her toward the elevator, “There’s an elevator over there.”
“Right where that trash can is.”
“That’s too far!”
It’s like 60 feet away.
So she stomps down the stairs. I hear 8 stomps, then, some heavy panting, followed by, “Woo! Never again!”