The yellow sheet isn’t just for dead bodies

Code 3 for man down. On the sidewalk.

Typical drunk call. In front of a house.

A man comes outside. Probably the homeowner.


“I live here. What’s going on?”

“Oh, just some drunk guy.”

“Oh good, I saw you guys and the yellow sheet, and I thought someone died.”

“Heh heh, that’s when the sheet is on top. This yellow sheet is on the bottom – it’s for the piss.”

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