Code 3 for man down. On the sidewalk.
Typical drunk call. In front of a house.
A man comes outside. Probably the homeowner.
“I live here. What’s going on?”
“Oh, just some drunk guy.”
“Oh good, I saw you guys and the yellow sheet, and I thought someone died.”
“Heh heh, that’s when the sheet is on top. This yellow sheet is on the bottom – it’s for the piss.”