“I’ve just been calling him ‘Sir’ the whole time.”
I’m not ashamed to admit it, as explained in this article, for our purposes, names are kind of pointless.
It doesn’t change how I fix a patient’s so-called emergency. (My brain is busy deciding how to fix the emergency.)
It doesn’t change what the emergency it is. (My brain is busy determining what the emergency is.)
It doesn’t change how nice or not nice I am. (My brain is busy processing which to be based on how nice or not nice the patient is.)
My brain is otherwise occupied.