Funniest thing I heard #6

Code 3 for chest pain.

First responders: This guy’s complaining of chest pain. But it’s bullshit.

Partner: Why didn’t you reduce us to Code 2?

First responders: Because it’s chest pain.

Partner: So why didn’t you put him  on the monitor?

First responders: Because it’s bullshit.

Partner: So why didn’t you reduce us?

First responders: Because it’s chest pain.

Partner: But you didn’t do anything or give him meds.

First responders: Because it’s bullshit.

Partner: But you didn’t downgrade us.

Me: I’m going to sit in the rig. Let me know what hospital when you guys are done.

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