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Loading ...This is a screenshot of this blog’s spam filter. They’re getting more and more sophisticated and relevant and less about big penises and horny women, aren’t they? Assholes. Random old posts: Field of Schemes by Neil deMause and Joanna Cagan … Continue reading
Hurry up! It’s an emergency!
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...On the scene of countless so-called “medical emergencies” (uh huh…) across the world… “Can I call my husband before we leave?” “OK. Make it quick.” Twenty-one seconds later… “Alright, hang up, let’s go. You called 911 because you say you … Continue reading
I’m stupid
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...“Good job.” “Thanks. But, I can’t have a moment of being satisfied with myself, because I will always fuck something up later.” Seven hours later… “God damn it… I’m so stupid…” It’s a miserable existence. Random old posts: The cardinal … Continue reading
Don’t expect other politicians to do this
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Newark Mayor Cory Booker showed us the other day what good people do, as well as what NOT to expect from the usual dishonorable politicians with whom we’re infested. He rescued – yes, went inside and actually rescued – his … Continue reading
Jacked up
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...“I don’t feel good.” “Well, yeah, that’s pulsing ventricular tachycardia. I’d be surprised if you did.” “My heart is racing.” “What were you doing when it started?” “I was masturbating. I’m battling cancer and it keeps my energy up.” “Really? … Continue reading
