Category Archives: Minutiae

Anatomy of a call

Code 2 or 3, depending on how the dispatcher feels. Drive as carefully as we can. Nine-to-one this is something stupid. No point wrecking for something stupid. Get there. Sometimes there’s a waver, no matter how stupid it is. It … Continue reading

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Downtime

Every now and then we get some downtime during the shift. Downtime is a very misunderstood portion of our work – to the outsider, it seems strange and inefficient that we’re getting paid to do nothing, which is why when … Continue reading

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Getting food

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