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Driving is not a fucking game
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
Loading ...If the sun was in your eyes, perhaps you shouldn’t have been driving 35 in a 25mph zone. You should be glad you only caused a family’s minivan to roll over onto its roof by clipping its tail instead of … Continue reading
Empathize this
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Loving parents. Concerned siblings. Neat and tidy house. You even sound like an intelligent kid. So why the fuck are you having an anxiety attack, little boy? Random old posts: Flashlights You say “harassment,” we say “police work” Dr. Common … Continue reading
This looks suspicious
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Code 3 for the traffic accident. As we approach, two vehicles with flashers are still moving slowly in the left lane of the freeway. By the time we reach them, they are stopped. The driver of the trailing vehicle gets … Continue reading
Minor differences
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Code 3 for the fall. “Elderly female fell in bathtub.” “Now not breathing.” We go in a neat apartment, make a few turns toward the back bathroom. I turn the corner into the bathroom and stop short. I stop the … Continue reading
Ms. Common Sense
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Ms. Common Sense, meet Dr. Common Sense. Code 3 for chest pain. At the urgent care clinic. As you know, we respond to the urgent care clinic quite often, usually for some silliness that exceeds their capabilities, so it’s usually … Continue reading
