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Good idea
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
Loading ...It’s dinner time. We’re at an Asian restaurant, your typical ethnic neighborhood Asian restaurant. “How many?” “Actually, can we just get something to go, please?” “Sure. But you want to eat here? More comfortable?” “Well, we may have to go … Continue reading
I just want a cup of coffee
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Some asshole bureaucrat complained to our bosses at our agency that we sat down for a cup of coffee while on duty* in our response district, and the coffee shop – already not a fan of politicians, bureaucrats and small … Continue reading
Dr. Common Sense
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Code 2 for sick person. A woman meets us at the curb. There doesn’t appear to be anything wrong with her. “My doctor called and said my potassium was high. He said to go to the hospital and to call … Continue reading
Keep saying stupid stuff
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Code 2 for abdominal pain. The patient meets us at the curb. No apparent distress. Complaint ongoing for 2 years. “You guys look like you were sleeping.” “Yes, that’s what normal people do at 3 in the morning. Get in … Continue reading
We have the same hobbies
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Code 3 for man down. Homeless goofball. Nice guy. (Isn’t that all that matters?) Sat down because his foot has been hurting. For years. “What medicals problems do you have?” “Excessive ejaculation. Masturbation.” “Nothing wrong with that, dude. I’m single … Continue reading
