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I don’t know everything
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
Loading ...In fact, I don’t know a lot of things. A goofball who looks like Leo from the That 70s Show comes to the front of the station. “Hey, I need some help.” “O-kaaaaaaaaay?” Please don’t be a medical call. Please … Continue reading
Seriously, we’re not taxis
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...Code 2 for the illness. “RP said she will meet you in front of the address.” We turn onto the street. No sign of anyone in front of the residence, which is a boarding house for people with psychiatric issues. … Continue reading
Driving is not a fucking game
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5) Loading ...If the sun was in your eyes, perhaps you shouldn’t have been driving 35 in a 25mph zone. You should be glad you only caused a family’s minivan to roll over onto its roof by clipping its tail instead of … Continue reading
Empathize this
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5) Loading ...Loving parents. Concerned siblings. Neat and tidy house. You even sound like an intelligent kid. So why the fuck are you having an anxiety attack, little boy? Random old posts: Can’t swing a dead cat… Entirely preventable Kidnap Dear politicians … Continue reading
This looks suspicious
(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5) Loading ...Code 3 for the traffic accident. As we approach, two vehicles with flashers are still moving slowly in the left lane of the freeway. By the time we reach them, they are stopped. The driver of the trailing vehicle gets … Continue reading
