Category Archives: Truisms

The gear you don’t bring is the gear you need. (Can anyone say “suction”?) Other Posts: Poo management Listen to your wise friends Be a man

You’re always going to get a call 2 minutes before your shift ends when you have plans afterward. Other Posts: Backboards are comfy Plane crash 911 is free at payphones

It’s always in the very last bedroom, through all the junk piled from floor to ceiling. Other Posts: I can’t curl 300 pounds Even dogs know planes are crowded Welcome to Shangri-La

It’s always on the top floor, with no working elevator. Other Posts: Too many babies Oh deer Samaritan morbidity

Attractive people weighing less than 120lbs never call us. Other Posts: AICD: Apparently I Can’t Die Don’t piss off the dog Eat a salad