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		<title>Hint hint</title>
		<description><![CDATA[There was a multi-alarm fire just 3 blocks from where I live. I slept through it; didn&#8217;t know anything about it as it happened. It&#8217;s nice to know that I can go on about my life while others do the &#8230; <a href="http://burnedoutmedic.com/2012/05/hint-hint/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>We&#8217;re not kidnapping him</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Code 3 for man down. Neighborhood regular. Almost falls over when he lets go of his shopping cart. Obviously drunk off his ass and clearly has no meaningful comprehension of the situation. &#8220;Do you want to go to the hospital?&#8221; &#8230; <a href="http://burnedoutmedic.com/2012/05/were-not-kidnapping-him/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Is that dedication or what?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I just realized last night, while we were on our way to yet another call at some ungodly hour, that even though the ignorant public and the lying politicians are constantly yakking about cutting our pay and our benefits because &#8230; <a href="http://burnedoutmedic.com/2012/05/is-that-dedication-or-what/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Women: Work harder than men for workplace equality</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I once heard this story about a woman, in some sort of instructor-type role, in an unnamed branch of emergency services. To make this story even more ironic, she wasn&#8217;t particularly well respected because she wasn&#8217;t really that good at &#8230; <a href="http://burnedoutmedic.com/2012/05/women-work-harder-than-men-for-workplace-equality/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		<link>http://burnedoutmedic.com/2012/05/women-work-harder-than-men-for-workplace-equality/</link>
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		<title>Stop calling accidents &#8220;accidents&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The tragic Bronx Zoo crash this past week has been declared &#8220;accidental.&#8221; As devastating as this wreck is, perhaps we should start considering calling most accidents something other than &#8220;accidents.&#8221; Like you, I am tired of standing in the middle &#8230; <a href="http://burnedoutmedic.com/2012/05/stop-calling-accidents-accidents/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Spam</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This is a screenshot of this blog&#8217;s spam filter. They&#8217;re getting more and more sophisticated and relevant and less about big penises and horny women, aren&#8217;t they? Assholes.]]></description>
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		<title>Hurry up! It&#8217;s an emergency!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[On the scene of countless so-called &#8220;medical emergencies&#8221; (uh huh&#8230;) across the world&#8230; &#8220;Can I call my husband before we leave?&#8221; &#8220;OK. Make it quick.&#8221; Twenty-one seconds later&#8230; &#8220;Alright, hang up, let&#8217;s go. You called 911 because you say you &#8230; <a href="http://burnedoutmedic.com/2012/04/hurry-up-its-an-emergency/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m stupid</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Good job.&#8221; &#8220;Thanks. But, I can&#8217;t have a moment of being satisfied with myself, because I will always fuck something up later.&#8221; Seven hours later&#8230; &#8220;God damn it&#8230; I&#8217;m so stupid&#8230;&#8221; It&#8217;s a miserable existence.]]></description>
		<link>http://burnedoutmedic.com/2012/04/im-stupid/</link>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t expect other politicians to do this</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Newark Mayor Cory Booker showed us the other day what good people do, as well as what NOT to expect from the usual dishonorable politicians with whom we&#8217;re infested. He rescued &#8211; yes, went inside and actually rescued &#8211; his &#8230; <a href="http://burnedoutmedic.com/2012/04/dont-expect-other-politicians-to-do-this/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		<link>http://burnedoutmedic.com/2012/04/dont-expect-other-politicians-to-do-this/</link>
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		<title>Jacked up</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I don&#8217;t feel good.&#8221; &#8220;Well, yeah, that&#8217;s pulsing ventricular tachycardia. I&#8217;d be surprised if you did.&#8221; &#8220;My heart is racing.&#8221; &#8220;What were you doing when it started?&#8221; &#8220;I was masturbating. I&#8217;m battling cancer and it keeps my energy up.&#8221; &#8220;Really? &#8230; <a href="http://burnedoutmedic.com/2012/04/jacked-up/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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