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Tag Archives: crazy
Welcome to the sad, bleak real world
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Loading ...Code 3 for the unknown. It’s a women’s shelter for people with substance abuse issues. Usually accompanied by psychiatric history. Cops are there before us with a woman sitting at a table, handcuffed. “They say she was banging her head … Continue reading
Loveline
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Hey dude at this overdose call, Your girlfriend is a crazy bitch. She took a bunch of pills and alcohol after arguing with you. She lies about it and about why she took them but too bad we’re not exactly … Continue reading
Sometimes, ignoring patients is best for them
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...One of the downsides of working a non-transport unit is that I don’t have the means to use the most effective treatment for panic attacks. Forget “psychological coaching.” With an ambulance, we evacuate the patient from the scene, usually a … Continue reading
Pigging* apart cops’ actions
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5) Loading ...Shootings involving law enforcement are all the rage these days, and so are the subsequent public outcry and protests. Because the average citizen is an expert in law enforcement and subduing dangerous assholes. They just don’t want to actually do … Continue reading
It’s quite simple
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...If you don’t want to pay for the ambulance, especially when we’re here for a stupid-ass panic attack, there’s a very, very simple solution – DON’T CALL US. Duh. Now either stop your drama or get on the fucking gurney. … Continue reading
