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EMS cliche #5
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)
Loading ...“Always bring the gurney to the patient.” Fuck off! Have you met any of our patients? Random old posts: Oh deer No, this job isn’t dangerous Sometimes, ignoring patients is best for them You should know better if you’re a … Continue reading
I never learn
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...We’re on scene with a drunk guy who was assaulted. “Hey, looooock my bike.” It has a chain and a padlock. “OK, where are the keys?” He starts fumbling with his keys after he pulls them out of his pocket. … Continue reading
Not doing that again
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5) Loading ...Code 3 for the unknown. A woman in her early 30s is in her office, where her co-workers called because she just “isn’t herself.” It is clearly a reliable and professional environment, with drama and malingering quite unlikely. She isn’t … Continue reading
We do everyone’s dirty work
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...Code 2 for man down. It is 10pm and pouring. An elderly man is down next to his walker in a residential neighborhood. No one is around at all. He is polite and sheepish. He says he has weak legs, … Continue reading
Sensibly realizing that this is nonsense
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Code 3 for vomiting blood. It’s 3am. A young woman meets us outside, and she leads us into the house. There was clearly a large party with dozens of other college students still hanging around. “My friend drank a lot … Continue reading
