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Tag Archives: death
DNR 104
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Loading ...We’re at the residence of an elderly gentleman. His family has all his medical items organized so well it’s as if we’re at a pharmacy. But they can’t find his DNR. Luckily we don’t need it. Rather, I’m using this … Continue reading
How do you think you got that zipper?
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Dear patients, If you have a big friggin’ zipper on your chest, also known as a history of coronary bypass, your chest discomfort is most likely NOT indigestion. Don’t wait 12 hours until you’re about to go into VF, also … Continue reading
Hands-Only, no cooties
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5) Loading ...To simplify bystander CPR and encourage people to be less hesitant about performing CPR, the American Heart Association – the CPR and ACLS overlords – has adopted Hands-Only™ CPR. They even have an app for most smartphones. There are many … Continue reading
Life is not fair
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...The spouse of a friend died suddenly at age 41. Meanwhile, we go to the residence of a disgusting 69-year-old female who weighs 530lbs. Why does she get 27 more unproductive years than the other person to break more of … Continue reading
No, this job isn’t dangerous
(5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5) Loading ...For some reason, some people like to say that police officers and firefighters don’t have very dangerous jobs because the fatality rates aren’t the highest. Compared to the fishing and logging industries, or even the trucking and roofing industries, police … Continue reading
