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Tag Archives: drugs
Loveline
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
Loading ...Hey dude at this overdose call, Your girlfriend is a crazy bitch. She took a bunch of pills and alcohol after arguing with you. She lies about it and about why she took them but too bad we’re not exactly … Continue reading
Pigging* apart cops’ actions
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5) Loading ...Shootings involving law enforcement are all the rage these days, and so are the subsequent public outcry and protests. Because the average citizen is an expert in law enforcement and subduing dangerous assholes. They just don’t want to actually do … Continue reading
Wrong hole
(10 votes, average: 4.90 out of 5) Loading ...“My ass hurts.” “Why?” “I put an orange up my ass.” “The whole orange?” “Yeah.” “Why?” “I been doing meth for a few days.” “What – and you forgot how to eat an orange?” Random old posts: Some rules are … Continue reading
Protocols: Taking the thinking out of everything
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Code 3 for shakiness. At the residential drug rehab. Stupid place. “That fucking place again?” A male in his 40s is sitting on the couch in the lobby, where apparently most of the patients wait when the facility calls 911. … Continue reading
ABCD: Assess for BS and choose Cookbook or Discretion
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...“Can you tolerate being bamboozled by your patients from time to time?” In this discussion, I think there is some context that is a bit lacking that needs to be laid down first. Specifically, what is our starting point? If … Continue reading
