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Getting food
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
Loading ...Random old posts: CDC and ACEP say only 8% of ED patients are “non-urgent” Cars really are for transporting people EMS cliche #5 Welcome to Shangri-La I guess your “emergency” is over
You think parking sucks for you?
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Many crews don’t have stations. Flexible deployment is fairly common these days. Every now and then there’s a memo about where we park our rigs when we’re out and about, which is just about all the time. Apparently there are … Continue reading
I’ll make you a sandwich
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...Code 2 for the fall. An elderly lady has fallen. She lives alone. She has not injured herself and does not want to go to the hospital. We pick her up off the floor. “Can you please make sure my … Continue reading
Burrito
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ...Code 3 for the vehicle accident. A crowd has gathered. Apparently Car #1 rear-ended Car #2, which was parked behind a taco truck at the curb, and pushed Car #2 into the rear of the taco truck. It’s a lame … Continue reading
Peeing is an emergency
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...Code 2 for the person who can’t stop urinating. At 4am, of course. Besides, if you can’t stop peeing, why would you want to be on a gurney where you certainly can’t pee anywhere but on yourself? Can’t wait to … Continue reading
