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I did not love The Hunger Games

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This is not a review. I saw The Hunger Games. I had read the book some months ago. Although they were well-written and nicely captured the desperation, I did not love either. It took me a long time to finish … Continue reading

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Driving is not a fucking game

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If the sun was in your eyes, perhaps you shouldn’t have been driving 35 in a 25mph zone. You should be glad you only caused a family’s minivan to roll over onto its roof by clipping its tail instead of … Continue reading

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Empathize this

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Loving parents. Concerned siblings. Neat and tidy house. You even sound like an intelligent kid. So why the fuck are you having an anxiety attack, little boy? Random old posts: How ’bout a knuckle sandwich instead? Basic manners Poo pun … Continue reading

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Joe Paterno

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I’m trying not to pass judgment, but for some perspective, if you and I so much as smelled a dick* near a kid while working and didn’t say anything, we’d be in so much fucking trouble it would actually make … Continue reading

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Babies don’t fly

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Please don’t put cribs next to windows, especially second-story windows. I did not appreciate wiping brain goop off the kid’s ear. Random old posts: Osama bin Laden was not a frequent flier Yeah, whatever Feeds Traffic Collision 101 Too many … Continue reading

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