Tag Archives: silly

Basic manners

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (6 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...

Regarding calls in the middle of the night: “Didn’t your mom teach you not to call anyone after 9 o’clock at night?” Random old posts: She actually needs help Tougher than you Don’t move Management 101 Things we don’t want … Continue reading

Posted in Cliches | Tagged | Leave a comment

We have the same hobbies

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...

Code 3 for man down. Homeless goofball. Nice guy. (Isn’t that all that matters?) Sat down because his foot has been hurting. For years. “What medicals problems do you have?” “Excessive ejaculation. Masturbation.” “Nothing wrong with that, dude. I’m single … Continue reading

Posted in Stories | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

Throwing stones

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...

“What medical problems does your grandmother have?” “High blood pressure, err… I don’t really know…” “You live here with her but you don’t know your grandmother’s medical history?” And then I realize, it’s not like I know my grandmother’s medical … Continue reading

Posted in Stories | Tagged , | 6 Comments

Pop quiz #1

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (6 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...

Code 3 for vomiting. “Please take your jacket off, ma’am.” “But I’m cold!” Your next words should be: (a) “Are you deaf? Take your jacket off.” (b) “Please, ma’am, I need to take your blood pressure and put electrodes on … Continue reading

Posted in Cliches | Tagged , , , | 1 Comment

Do you feel the same way?

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...

Normally, it’s healthy to keep work and home lives separate, but this isn’t what I’d consider normal work. Yes, when I go home after work, I don’t have to bring with me such tangible work as projects and presentations, but … Continue reading

Posted in Ins and outs | Tagged , , , | 3 Comments