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Tag Archives: stupid
We’re not kidnapping him
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Loading ...Code 3 for man down. Neighborhood regular. Almost falls over when he lets go of his shopping cart. Obviously drunk off his ass and clearly has no meaningful comprehension of the situation. “Do you want to go to the hospital?” … Continue reading
Women: Work harder than men for workplace equality
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...I once heard this story about a woman, in some sort of instructor-type role, in an unnamed branch of emergency services. To make this story even more ironic, she wasn’t particularly well respected because she wasn’t really that good at … Continue reading
Hurry up! It’s an emergency!
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...On the scene of countless so-called “medical emergencies” (uh huh…) across the world… “Can I call my husband before we leave?” “OK. Make it quick.” Twenty-one seconds later… “Alright, hang up, let’s go. You called 911 because you say you … Continue reading
I’m stupid
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...“Good job.” “Thanks. But, I can’t have a moment of being satisfied with myself, because I will always fuck something up later.” Seven hours later… “God damn it… I’m so stupid…” It’s a miserable existence. Random old posts: Finest and … Continue reading
I love this shit
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...“Why do you still do this?” “I love this shit.” An hour later, I step in a drunk, homeless regular’s poo, which is at least a day old going by its dry appearance. It apparently fell out of his pant … Continue reading
