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Tag Archives: stupid
Protocols: Now this is just fucking annoying
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
Loading ...There’s a long wait at the emergency psychiatric* receiving facility. Our patient wants a cigarette. She has been completely cooperative, and is voluntarily here. My partner gives her a cigarette after asking me and the facility staff if it’s OK. … Continue reading
I don’t know everything
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...In fact, I don’t know a lot of things. A goofball who looks like Leo from the That 70s Show comes to the front of the station. “Hey, I need some help.” “O-kaaaaaaaaay?” Please don’t be a medical call. Please … Continue reading
It’s the damage, stupid
(6 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5) Loading ...Frequently at wrecks, I come across crews who place way too much emphasis on the answer to the question, “How fast were you going?” First of all, most drivers have great incentive to lie about their speed. The liars aside, … Continue reading
Seriously, we’re not taxis
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...Code 2 for the illness. “RP said she will meet you in front of the address.” We turn onto the street. No sign of anyone in front of the residence, which is a boarding house for people with psychiatric issues. … Continue reading
Schit schow
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5) Loading ...Somehow, someone didn’t know how to spell “school” and put it in the asphalt. This was outside 3 schools. Wonder if s/he knew how to pronounce it. And we get pissed at people who call 911 for stupid stuff… Random … Continue reading
