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Don’t expect other politicians to do this
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
Loading ...Newark Mayor Cory Booker showed us the other day what good people do, as well as what NOT to expect from the usual dishonorable politicians with whom we’re infested. He rescued – yes, went inside and actually rescued – his … Continue reading
Jacked up
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...“I don’t feel good.” “Well, yeah, that’s pulsing ventricular tachycardia. I’d be surprised if you did.” “My heart is racing.” “What were you doing when it started?” “I was masturbating. I’m battling cancer and it keeps my energy up.” “Really? … Continue reading
I love this shit
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...“Why do you still do this?” “I love this shit.” An hour later, I step in a drunk, homeless regular’s poo, which is at least a day old going by its dry appearance. It apparently fell out of his pant … Continue reading
Minor differences
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5) Loading ...Code 3 for the fall. “Elderly female fell in bathtub.” “Now not breathing.” We go in a neat apartment, make a few turns toward the back bathroom. I turn the corner into the bathroom and stop short. I stop the … Continue reading
Good idea
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...It’s dinner time. We’re at an Asian restaurant, your typical ethnic neighborhood Asian restaurant. “How many?” “Actually, can we just get something to go, please?” “Sure. But you want to eat here? More comfortable?” “Well, we may have to go … Continue reading
